– I was supposed to go to home economics. She gave me a hanky to clean (I thought she was being nice.)
-Hanky filled the cleaning water with black gooey mess and a hair. Appalled.
-Played basketball three times today in school clothes. Pearls weren’t appropriate. Heat index 105 degrees. Socks need to be fumigated, then burned, then ashes buried in hazardous waste plant/black hole. Student has become better than I am. Said student being fumigated/burned/black holed with socks.
-Dinner. All you can eat sushi/noodles, all you can drink sake/Boone’s Farm. Can’t figure out if I’m in heaven/Tokyo/a pit party. School night.
Horrified. Amplified. Going to Legoland tomorrow-ified.
Somebody gave me a good present today, though…